Hydraulic Press vs Nokia 3310
A 100-ton hydraulic press takes on a Nokia 3310 and loses. Plates crack, bolts fly, oil sprays and the press blows apart while the phone lands face up with "3310 WINS". Swap in a soda can, rubber ball, glass or tungsten cube and each one crumples, bounces, shatters or fights back depending on its material and the press tonnage.
Role Backend Architect
Architecture Monolithic MVC
Infrastructure VPS Linux
Commits 100+